How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Dog Breeds

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it? DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting — perhaps a fluorescent bulb. AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just “try” to convince him that the burned-out bulb is useless and should… Continue reading

Kurt Vonnegut’s Commencement Address At MIT

Kurt Vonnegut

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke. [Be sure to read the truth at the very end! This was possibly the first piece of Fake News to hit the young internet. ~ Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes] Kurt Vonnegut: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you… Continue reading

Litter Problem Solved

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke. A few years ago, the City of Milpitas had a litter problem. A once-clean section of town had become an eyesore because people had stopped using the trash cans. There were cigarette butts, beer bottles, chocolate wrappers, newspapers and other trash littering the streets. Obviously,… Continue reading

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