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Pie Throwing Trend in Milpitas

I think we have the makings of a new trend here since Bill Gates was "pied." Anytime a computer exec says something stupid - POW - they get a pie in the face. I can just see it now:

"... java virtual machine ..." - WHAM - call the dry cleaners.

"... the new upgrade is, of course, a whole new paradigm and thus incompatable with the original software ..." - SMACK - they won't do that again.

"... you can surf the news faster, without changing either your connection or your modem ..." - POW - 2 cream pies, one in each ear.

"... and it combines the functionality of an intranet and an extranet, giving you a whole new internet ..." - BLAMMO - one in the hair and a nice lemon merengue rubbed under the shirt.

Why limit to computer executives? Where do I sign up ?