Milpitas Mom's Favorite Jokes
New slogan for Silicon Valley:
"Unlike the rest of the country, our people are bright and our lights are dim."
Bay Area Comedian, Clifford Fewel
PG&E now officially stands for "Power Grid Envy."
Los Angeles Comedian, Perry Kurtz
It's a big night in Disneyland in California as they open their new theme park 'California Adventure.' However, due to the power outages in California, the Country Bear Jamboree will performed unplugged."
Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live
Jay Leno suggests that California conserve energy by doing away with the yellow part of traffic lights "because nobody pays attention to those anyway."
It was on this day in 1706 tha Benjamin Franklin was born. You know, he was able to get electricity using a key tied to a kite, which is how most Californians are going to be getting electricity.
We all have a new term to learn: rolling blackout. And, no, that doesn't mean Robert Downey Jr. driving to the store.