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Are You Acting Too Much Like a Teacher?
Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

Classes We'd Really Like To See Offered At the Community Center
Self-Improvement, Business/Career, Home Ec, Health & Fitness, Crafts

Educator At An Accident
An educator uses her first aid training upon coming upon a bad car accident.

Educator Goes to Milpitas
A beautiful, blonde educator gets on an airplane and sits down in first class.

Excellent Advice I've Learned From Watching Scary Movies
When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

The History of Math Word Problems
Teaching Math in 2000: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60?

Homespun Couple Visit Harvard President
The President of Harvard made a mistake by prejudging people and it cost him dearly.

Homework Policy
Long Term Assignments: These are given the night before they are due.

Public Schools - A Definition
A place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers...
who are afraid of the principal,...

You Might Teach At Middle School If...
You can converse in middle schoolese.