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Apartment Hunting With A Large Family
Father figures out how to get apartment even though he has a large family.

Being A Parent
Being a parent is like being pecked to death by a duck.

Do you think it's the light?
Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

Mr. Nobody
I know a funny little man, as quiet as a mouse, who does the mischief that is done in everybody's house!

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

My Mother Taught Me
My Mother taught me LOGIC
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

New Driver
Family goes for first ride with newly licensed teen.

Recipe For Doing the Family Wash
Written in its original spelling for a bride a few generations ago.

Ten Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.