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Fun Things To Do While Driving With Kids
Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Greatest Baseball Player in the World
A homeschooling boy was overheard talking to himself, baseball cap in place and toting ball and bat.

Hardwired Peanut Butter Balls
I have read many books about boys, how to help them become promising young men, how not to damage them unduly, how to prevent them from creating a homemade atomic weapon and blowing up the neighborhood, etc. Christina Sanantonio.

Letter From Homeschooling Scout
Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried.

Painting the Porch
"How would you like to paint the porch?"

Pledge of Allegiance
A child's version of the Pledge, and a link to a site about safety around fireworks.

Retirement Through the Eyes of a Child
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Milpitas.

Science Explained By Children
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.

When I Was A Kid
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves!