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All the Urban Legends Rolled Into One
No need to read all those other urban legends, etc. ever again. Here they are, all in one.

Hacker Barbie®
MATTEL announces the latest in their new line of Barbie® products.

You've got to code it in H T M L. (To the tune of "YMCA.")

The Last Page of the Internet
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.

Original Trojan Horse Warning
This was forwarded to me by Cassandra--it looks legit.

The Origin Of The Internet
And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.

Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The '90s
You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection is a Little Slow
Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
Graphics arrive via FedEx.

The Test
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test.

You Know You're Living In The Year 2003 When....
Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

You know you're living in 2004 when...
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.