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Philosophical

Daily Affirmations to Avoid
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

Forgetful Poem
My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke.
To you that may seem funny but, To me, that is no joke.

Kurt Vonnegut's Commencement Address At MIT
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen.

Philosophy of Life
You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

A Round Tuit
Are you always saying you'll get around to it? Well, here's a *round tuit* for you.

Seven Wonders of the World
A group of Geography students were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World.

Silly Quotations: Samuel Goldwyn
"An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."

Thoughts for the Day
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Were you a kid in the Fifties or so?
Everybody makes fun of our childhood! Comedians joke. Grandkids snicker. Twenty-something's shudder and say "Eeeew!" But was our childhood really all that bad? Judge for yourself.