McCain's Acceptance Speech Blooper
"We believe everyone has something to contribute and deserves the opportunity to reach their God-given potential from the boy whose descendants arrived on the Mayflower to the Latina daughter of migrant workers.
Dear Santa, I've been a good Mom all year
If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable?
Two women meet at a playground
Two women meet at a playground, where their children are swinging and playing ball. The women are sitting on a bench watching. Eventually, they begin to talk.
God is Missing. We're in Trouble!
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, ...
Old, Stale Jokes
All past jokes in alphabetical order, uncatagorized.