Densa IQ Test

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.

You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it’s from DENSA and it’s a lot more fun.

Give it a try: Write down or remember your answers and DON’T CHEAT!!!!! Hover over “Answer” if stumped.

  1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No
    Answer ________
  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
    Answer ________
  3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    Answer ________
  4. How many outs are there in an inning?
    Answer________
  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No
    Answer ________
  6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    Answer ________
  7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    Answer ________
  8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
    Answer ________
  9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
    Answer ________
  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    Answer ________
  11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10″ tall. What does he weigh?
    Answer ________
  12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
    Answer ________
  13. A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
    Answer ________
  14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
    Answer ________
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