God is Missing. We’re in Trouble!

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are  excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents  know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are  probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been  successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her  boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.  So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older  boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s  mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his  mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner  tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is  God?!”

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home &  dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his  older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “what happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in  BIG trouble this time.”

“GOD is missing, and they think we did it!”

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