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Christmas Carol Quiz
These are the names of well-known Christmas caroles, rewritten in PC (pretty convoluted). If you like puzzles, try to decipher them. If not, just get a chuckle from matching up the translations! Place cursor over linked text and wait a second for the real title to appear. Or click on the hint, and a youtube will appear, playing the song. On an iPhone, click and hold on the linked lyrics, and you’ll just see the name of the real song. The songs aren’t random. They are my favorite recordings of these songs. Example: Heavenly beings at extreme altitudes my associates and I perceived auditory stimulus emanating from. Translation: “Angels we…
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Man Prays to Swap Life With His Wife
A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home educating their kids, so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.” God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a his wife, and she as him. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, fed them breakfast, homeschooled them…
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God is Missing. We’re in Trouble!
Religious Jokes Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down…
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McCarthy Ranch Shopping Center
This site is in no way affiliated or connected with McCarthy Ranch in Milpitas, CA. Most stores linked here are located in the McCarthy Ranch shopping center, but some advertisers may not. Check addresses and information carefully! Major Stores Anchor stores in McCarthy Ranch shopping mall. Best Buy, Dollar Tree, PETsMART, Big Al’s, US Cricket Store, and Wal-Mart. Banking and Investing Convenient banking and financial advice when you come by for lunch anyway. Bank of America has an ATM in the parking lot near Starbucks. Clothing and Footwear Discount clothing and shoe stores, and the seasonal Halloween store. Electronics Buy electronics in local stores or order online from their websites.…
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McCarthy Ranch Electronics
Buy electronics in stores at McCarthy Ranch or order online from their websites. AT&T Cell phone services at the store. Yelp Reviews. 185 Ranch Drive 408-942-7570 Best Buy Best deals of the week on all sorts of electronics products. 168 Ranch Drive. 408-942-0201 T-Mobile Store Purchase cellphones and check your account here. 135 Ranch Drive 408-956-8950 Verizon Purchase cellphones and check your account here. 172 Ranch Drive 408-263-1960 Walmart.com Electronics at the Milpitas store: TVs, laptops, cell phones, tablets & iPads, software, desktop computers, cameras & camcorders, audio & video. 301 Ranch Drive 408-934-0304 McCarthy Ranch Marketplace McCarthy Blvd. Banking & Investing Clothing and Footwear Electronics Health and Beauty Home…
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Bail Bondsmen – San Francisco Bay Area
Do you know what a bail bond or bail bondsman is? There are a several ways of explaining bail bonds and how a person in jail can get out of jail. Milpitas bail bonds men follow the same rules as other bail bonds companies. We found a few good descriptions of the bail bonds procedure and reprinted in part below. Bail bonds in its simplest form is where; one human guarantees another human will be at a specific place at a specific time. This works well until the bonded person that is out on bail skips court or their hearing date and then they have to be physically forced to…
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City Hall Opening
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Democrat Rally 2000
November 3, 2000, San Jose Civic Center I got the chance to attend the California Democratic Party rally in downtown San Jose, and to hear speeches given by some of the local candidates and by President Bill Clinton. Former SF Giants left fielder, Willie Mays, was also there to lend his support. You may click on the links and on the pictures to find out more about each person. President Clinton encouraging democrats to get out the vote! Also on the panel were Gov. Gray Davis, Mike Honda (Candidate for Congress) Rep. Zoe Lofgren, Norm Mineta (Commerce Secretary), and Willie Mays (SF Giants Special Ass’t to the President) Mike Honda…
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Siren Sounds-Police Blotter Humor
Milpitas Jokes These are really true! From the Milpitas Post’s Police Blotter. April 9, 1998 No Second Chances For Alleged Shoe Thief After allegedly stealing a pair of shoes from Mervyn’s Department Store, a suspected thief wore them when he made a return visit to the store March 30 at 8:30 p.m. According to officers, the suspect was not happy with the stolen shoes and exchanged them for a more comfortable pair. Security then stopped the man as he tried to walk out of the store without paying for the shoes. Police arrested Mark Allen Cameron, 36, of Milpitas on suspicion of theft. [I guess the suspect heard that Mervyn’s…
