Christmas Riddles
A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
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What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
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What do elves learn in school?
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
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Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
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