Milpitas Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas?
Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California.
The Art Sold, but …
An artist asked the Yolette, curator at the Community Art and History Museums, if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
Cultural Differences Explained
This is to help my Asian American and Chicano friends better understand the differences among Anglo cultural groups.
Disciplining Silicon Valley Kids
When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son’s room, he has his own color TV, telephone, computer, and CD player.
Fire at the Semiconductor Plant
From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed of a couple of fire fighters, Sparky, Elvis Presley, the GoMilpitas.com webmaster and the President of the Historical Society.
Hills Meet Their Fate In Milpitas
Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Silicon Valley, California; as it happens, in Milpitas.
How Milpitans Do It
Finding Good Deals in Milpitas: Coke 49 cents. Two for a dollar.
How to Pronounce This Place
MIL-pit-as; Mil-pit-ASS; Mil-PEET-us?
Laughing in the Dark
Unlike the rest of the country, our people are bright and our lights are dim.
Litter Problem Solved
A few years ago, the City of Milpitas had a litter problem.
Milk With A Little Coffee In It
Customer: I’d like a milk with some coffee in it.
Milpitas Cowboy’s Guide to Life
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Ole and Lena’s bull took sick and died
… so they needed to go to the auction to buy a new one.
Pie Throwing Trend in Milpitas
“… java virtual machine …” – WHAM – call the dry cleaners.
Puttin’ On The Hitz
Have you seen the well to do? Up and down Calaveras Avenue?
Siren Sounds
Shoe thief tries to exchange the uncomfortable shoes at Mervyns, and more incredible crimes.
There Are No Fish Under The Ice!
A blonde woman notices the popularity of ice fishing in Milpitas, and decides to try it for herself.
Two Elderly Milpitas Ladies Got Together
“You know we’ve been friends for many years and, please don’t get mad, but for the life of me I can’t remember your name. Please tell me what it is.”
You Know You Live in Milpitas When…
You make $2520,000 a year, but can’t find a place to live.
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Milpitas Cowboy’s Guide to Life
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Noah Tries To Build Ark in Milpitas
Noah: “I did my best. But there were big problems. First I had to get a Milpitas City building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn’t meet code.
Prosecutor’s First Witness
A Milpitas prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand in a trial.
Signs Around Milpitas
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
This Sound Like Your City Council?
“When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, …”