Religious Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes

Catholic Litany In A Pinch
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in Milpitas. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around.

Don’t eat the Forbidden Fruit 
“Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve, we got Forbidden Fruit!”

God is Missing. We’re in Trouble!
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are  excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents  know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are  probably involved.

High Tech Church Built in Milpitas
“A church with only one pew?” asked the vicar.

In Memory of Those Who Died in the Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor, Ole, noticed little Andy was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

Proverbs: Kids’ Versions
Better Be Safe Than . . . Punch A 5th Grader.

The Ring Bearer
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding.