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Covid Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Are we there yet? Dr. Fauci driving SUV with lots of kids yelling, “Are we there yet?” as approaching “Normal” lane marker. Breaking News Joke Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms! Coronavirus Quarantine Travel Puns You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, *Kenya*? COVID advice for Geeks COVID advice from Silicon Valley County Health Department, which has been sending out advice in many languages. Seems appropriate they also send it out in code! Covid-19 BINGO Usual BINGO rules, with this exception: If any game player sees someone sneeze or cough without a mask and into the open air, the game is over, and…
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Education Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas? Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California. Are You Acting Too Much Like a Teacher? Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything? Bad Mistakes On Resumes “Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.” Classes We’d Really Like To See Offered At the Community Center Self-Improvement, Business/Career, Home Ec, Health & Fitness, Crafts Densa IQ Test You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above? Educator At An Accident An educator uses her first aid training…
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Computing Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
All the Urban Legends Rolled Into One No need to read all those other urban legends, etc. ever again. Here they are, all in one. Computer Problem Report Form Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem. Error Dialog Haiku Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? Solon Magazine Hacker Barbie® MATTEL announces the latest in their new line of Barbie® products. HTML Song You’ve got to code it in H T M L. (To the tune of “YMCA.”) Installing Love Steps to becoming a loving person described in terms of installing a computer program on a PC. The Last Page of the Internet Thank you…
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Animal Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Beware of Bears The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Yosemite, Tahoe, and Northern Sierra areas. Christmas Riddles, Puns and Jokes Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit? They both drop their needles. An Engineer Calculates Santa’s Trip No known species of reindeer can fly. But it is estimated that there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer. How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change…
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Amazing Facts – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
All the Urban Legends Rolled Into One No need to read all those other urban legends, etc. ever again. Here they are, all in one. Biggest Lies Campaign financing has nothing to do with how I vote. Breaking News Joke Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms! The local spas and wineries are the designated local quarantine centers. Camping With Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip in the Sunol Regional Wilderness. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see.” Coronavirus Quarantine Travel Puns *Oman*, I really can’t…
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Adult Education, Community Colleges
Schools, classes, colleges and universities offering adult education in Milpitas, Fremont, San Jose and general Silicon Valley area of California. Barbara Lee Senior Center Activism College Admissions Help Community Colleges Emergency Training and Planning ESL – English As A Second Language Research Centers Universities Vocational Next semester enrollment now open at most. Community College in Milpitas San Jose City College Courses at MHS Campus San Jose City College is excited to share with you a great opportunity that gives you free parking and free use of textbooks if you take your classes at Milpitas Extension. Milpitas Extension is a unique collaboration between the Milpitas Unified School District (MUSD) and the San Jose Evergreen Community…
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Hobbies & Interests Groups in Milpitas
If you’d like to join with others who have a hobby, talent or interest like you in Milpitas, you’ll find a long list here. Advocacy and Service Arts & Creative Hobbies Charitable Groups Ethnic Organizations Gardening History Kids & Teenagers Neighborhood Associations Resources for Clubs Technical Hobbies Advocacy & Service Graffiti Terminators Become a graffiti terminator and help beautify Milpitas Silicon Valley Women’s Organizations and Resources Whether you are a woman wanting to network with other moms or business women or those of your culture, we have links to women’s organizations for you! Arts & Creative Hobbies Camera Club Meets monthly for a meeting on second Tuesdays, and holds field…
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Celebrations
Halloween/Fall Fests Updated each year for Halloween. Lots of new fall fests, haunted houses, pumpkin patches and more for fun in October in and near Milpitas, CA. Children, Halloween, Living in Milpitas, Nearby, Play, Visit. Fireworks 2008 Photos Whether you attended the 4th of July Fireworks or not, you’ll probably enjoy these photos I captured. 4th of July. Fireworks Set-Up Photo Album Photos of the crew of Pyro Spectaculars setting up the fireworks display in Milpitas, July 3-4, 2000. 4th of July, Around Milpitas, History of Milpitas, Play. Light Rail Opening 2004 2.6M Slide show movie of the opening of the light rail line at the Great Mall June 23,…
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Shops
Games & Toys Earwig Enterprises has a medical game. Unipak dresses up stuffed toy animals. Places to play or work on networked computers. Play, Shop, Sports. Hairdressers, Hair Salons, Barber Shops-Best in Milpitas These are the best hair salons to get your hair done in Milpitas. Some also offer other beauty services, such as nails. Beauty, Covid-19, Men, Shop, Women. Jewelry Stores in Milpitas While many department stores also sell jewelry, these Milpitas stores primarily sell jewelry. Many have very fine gems while others only costume jewelry. Great Mall, Milpitas Square, Shop. Print and Copy Shops-Graphics Support in Milpitas Find commercial printers, silk screened clothing, copy services, and photo printing…
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Radio Stations to Listen Live Online
Most, but not all of these radio stations can be picked up in Milpitas, but several stations have been added for your online listening enjoyment that can only otherwise be picked up in nearby counties. Still, these are all northern California radio stations. First radio station link usually goes straight to their streaming service; second to the station’s home page. Most stations can also play through your Echo (Alexa). Just say “Alexa, play ….” and say the call letters of the radio station. If there is no comment that the station will work with Alexa, then it doesn’t work when I set up this page. I have not tested with…
