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AI Tax Preparer Program
Hello! Welcome to Taxtime (TM), your AI Tax Preparer Program. Do you feel like doing your taxes today? I see. Well, don’t you think you should do them anyway? After all, it is April 13th. You have less than 2 days to file. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get a refund. That’s the spirit! Let’s begin with your name, address, and marital status. Sorry to hear about the divorce. But don’t let it get you down — That alimony deduction will come in mighty handy in these tough financial times! Please don’t cry. The economy’s bound to bounce back. In the meantime, let’s talk about dependents. Do you have any…
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Men’s Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Fishermen Catch A Mermaid Three Homeschool Dads go fishing, catch a mermaid and demand their IQ’s be increased. Mustard As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. Next “Survivor” Show 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids for 6 weeks. Training Courses Now Available For Men Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
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Kids Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Fun Things To Do While Driving With Kids Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. God is Missing. We’re in Trouble! If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. Greatest Baseball Player in the World A homeschooling boy was overheard talking to himself, baseball cap in place and toting ball and bat. Homework Policy Long Term Assignments: These are given the night before they are due. Letter From A Scout Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. Pledge of Allegiance A child’s version of the Pledge, and a link to…
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Holiday Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Christmas Jokes Halloween Jokes Thanksgiving Halloween Jokes Halloween Riddles About a 100 Halloween Riddles to tickle your Funny Bone. Is everyone ok? Everyone check on your friends. We have a rider down. 20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.) Thanksgiving Jokes The turkey shot out of the oven The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
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Christmas Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes Christmas Carol Quiz These are the names of well-known Christmas caroles, rewritten in PC (pretty convoluted). If you like puzzles, try to decipher them. Christmas Riddles What do snowmen eat for breakfast? What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Christmas Riddles, Puns and Jokes Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit? They both drop their needles. An Engineer Calculates Santa’s Trip No known species of reindeer can fly. But it is estimated that there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer.…
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Covid Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Are we there yet? Dr. Fauci driving SUV with lots of kids yelling, “Are we there yet?” as approaching “Normal” lane marker. Breaking News Joke Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms! Coronavirus Quarantine Travel Puns You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, *Kenya*? COVID advice for Geeks COVID advice from Silicon Valley County Health Department, which has been sending out advice in many languages. Seems appropriate they also send it out in code! Covid-19 BINGO Usual BINGO rules, with this exception: If any game player sees someone sneeze or cough without a mask and into the open air, the game is over, and…
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Education Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas? Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California. Are You Acting Too Much Like a Teacher? Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything? Bad Mistakes On Resumes “Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.” Classes We’d Really Like To See Offered At the Community Center Self-Improvement, Business/Career, Home Ec, Health & Fitness, Crafts Densa IQ Test You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above? Educator At An Accident An educator uses her first aid training…
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Computing Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
All the Urban Legends Rolled Into One No need to read all those other urban legends, etc. ever again. Here they are, all in one. Computer Problem Report Form Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem. Error Dialog Haiku Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? Solon Magazine Hacker Barbie® MATTEL announces the latest in their new line of Barbie® products. HTML Song You’ve got to code it in H T M L. (To the tune of “YMCA.”) Installing Love Steps to becoming a loving person described in terms of installing a computer program on a PC. The Last Page of the Internet Thank you…
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Animal Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Beware of Bears The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Yosemite, Tahoe, and Northern Sierra areas. Christmas Riddles, Puns and Jokes Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit? They both drop their needles. An Engineer Calculates Santa’s Trip No known species of reindeer can fly. But it is estimated that there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer. How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change…
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Amazing Facts – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
All the Urban Legends Rolled Into One No need to read all those other urban legends, etc. ever again. Here they are, all in one. Biggest Lies Campaign financing has nothing to do with how I vote. Breaking News Joke Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms! The local spas and wineries are the designated local quarantine centers. Camping With Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip in the Sunol Regional Wilderness. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see.” Coronavirus Quarantine Travel Puns *Oman*, I really can’t…
