Education Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas?
Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California.
Are You Acting Too Much Like a Teacher?
Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?
Bad Mistakes On Resumes
“Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.”
Classes We’d Really Like To See Offered At the Community Center
Self-Improvement, Business/Career, Home Ec, Health & Fitness, Crafts
Densa IQ Test
You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above?
Educator At An Accident
An educator uses her first aid training upon coming upon a bad car accident.
Educator Goes to Milpitas
A beautiful, blonde educator gets on an airplane and sits down in first class.
Excellent Advice I’ve Learned From Watching Scary Movies
When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.
The History of Math Word Problems
Teaching Math in 2000: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60?
Homespun Couple Visit Harvard President
The President of Harvard made a mistake by prejudging people and it cost him dearly.
Homework Policy
Long Term Assignments: These are given the night before they are due.
Kurt Vonnegut’s Commencement Address At MIT
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen.
Milpitas High School Teacher Arrested at San Jose Airport
A Milpitas high school teacher was arrested today at Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International Airport as he attempted to board a flight.
On the Revelation of William Bennett’s Gambling Habit
Bill Bennett told a grateful nation,
‘Be moral. Just resist temptation.’
Seven Wonders of the World
A group of Geography students were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World.
You Might Teach At Middle School If…
You can converse in middle schoolese.