Kids Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Fun Things To Do While Driving With Kids
Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
God is Missing. We’re in Trouble!
If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
Greatest Baseball Player in the World
A homeschooling boy was overheard talking to himself, baseball cap in place and toting ball and bat.
Homework Policy
Long Term Assignments: These are given the night before they are due.
Letter From A Scout
Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried.
Pledge of Allegiance
A child’s version of the Pledge, and a link to a site about safety around fireworks.
Retirement Through the Eyes of a Child
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Milpitas.
Science Explained By Children
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.