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Dance Troops in Milpitas & Silicon Valley
Milpitas has a rich heritage of dance troops. Children can learn to dance, often in their own culture, and adults can find others and places to go dancing. Sometimes the library holds dances, too. Aria Studio Yelp. I’m a bit of an introvert so joining a dance class seemed intimidating at first, but it’s not at all. The owner and the staff here are very friendly. 1535 Landess Ave. Ste 106 (925) 997-3011 Fancy Dancers A community-based youth dance company currently celebrating more than a decade of dance. 1491 N. Milpitas Blvd. 408-262-0770 Jensen’s School for the Performing Arts The School features five state of the art studios under one…
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Health Advice from Milpitas & Other Local Resources
Health Services in and near Milpitas Top resources for getting medical health advice from local sources. No political bias. Advice American Red Cross Serving the bustling San Jose metro area, the sprawling tech campuses of Mountain View and Palo Alto and the Santa Cruz mountains, the Silicon Valley Chapter oversees the most populous county in the Bay Area. A dedicated team of staff and volunteers works with community partners, local government and donors to prepare for, respond to and recover from disasters. 2731 North 1st St. San Jose, CA 95134 877-727-6771 The California Patient’s Guide This guide is intended to inform you of your rights to receive quality health care…
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Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorites
My favorite jokes found online over the years. Some jokes given a Milpitas twist. Jokes By Topic Amazing Facts Animal Jokes Computing Jokes Covid Jokes Education Jokes Family Life Jokes Holiday Jokes Christmas Jokes Kids Jokes Men’s Jokes Milpitas Jokes Money Jokes On the Job Jokes Philosophical Jokes Political Jokes Religious Jokes Women Jokes Alphabetical List Advice For Married Women: Then and Now Just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you’d like to eat and at what time. Women Jokes The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas? Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California.…
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Family Life Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
Apartment Hunting With A Large Family Father figures out how to get apartment even though he has a large family. Being A Parent Being a parent is like being pecked to death by a duck. How Poor We Really Are One day a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country so he could have his son see how poor country people were. Licking Is Totally the Same as Hand-washing, Right? Me: Did you wash your hands? 4-year-old: No. Me: Why are your hands wet? Mr. Nobody I know a funny little man, as quiet as a mouse, who does the mischief that is done in…
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Recipe For Doing the Family Wash
Written in its original spelling for a bride a few generations ago. bild a fire in back yard to heet kettle of rain water. set tubs so smoke won’t blow in eyes if wind is pert. shave one hold cake lie sope in bilin water. sort things, make three piles. 1 pile white. 1 pile cullord. 1 pile work britches and rags. stur flour in cold water to smooth, then thin down with bilin water. rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, then bile, rub collord, but don’t bile – just rench & starch. take white things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then rench, blew, and starch. spred…
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Milpitan Vacations in Rome
A Milpitan walked in to The Park Victoria Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, Anthony asks “What’s up?” The Milpitan proceeds to explain he’s taking a vacation to Rome. “ROME?!” Anthony says, “Why would you want to go there? It’s a crowded dirty city full of Italians! You’d be crazy to go to Rome! So how ya getting there?” “We’re taking TWA,” the Milpitan replies. “TWA?!” yells Anthony. “They’re a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late! So where you staying in Rome?” The Milpitan says “We’ll be at the downtown International Marriot.” “That DUMP?!” says Anthony. “That’s…
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Sun: Beauty or the Beast (Skin Cancer Discussed)
Sun: Beauty or the Beast. Dr. Sunil Dhawan discusses causes and prevention of skin cancer with host Ann Zeise. Exposure to the sun can have a variety of harmful effects, including skin cancer. Ann Zeise interviews Milpitas and Fremont dermatologist Dr. Sunil Dhawan, who describes the risks, effects, and prevention of solar-induced skin cancer. (There are medical images in this program that may be disturbing to some viewers.) Skin Cancer Prevention With the warmer months just around the corner you may be getting ready to plan some fun in the sun. The summertime always finds children spending hours outside playing, as well as beach-filled family vacations, backyard barbeques, and more…
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Print and Copy Shops-Graphics Support in Milpitas
Find commercial printers, silk screened clothing, copy services, fulfillment centers and photo printing services, to support your graphics needs in Milpitas. Commercial Printers Copy Services Primarily Fulfillment Centers Photo Printing Primarily Commercial Printers ABC Printing Has a few outdated reviews. No summary of services. 1090 South Milpitas Blvd. 408-263-1118 Ace Embossing Offers quality foil stamping, embossing, plate cutting and printing since 1980. 525 Sinclair Frontage Rd. 408-262-2585 Huntford Printing & Graphics We can provide virtually any product or service imaginable to communicate with your clients, employees, stockholders, or vendors. 275 Dempsey Road 408-957-5000 Logos Etcetera Specializes in silkscreen garments. Also offers signs and banners. 192 S Hillview Dr. 408-262-7727 Prismatic…
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The turkey shot out of the oven
A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke. By Jack Prelutsky To the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.” The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor, there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there’d never been turkey before. It blanketed every appliance, It smeared every saucer and bowl, there wasn’t a way I could stop it, that turkey was…
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Donation Locations in Milpitas During the Holidays
Virtual Family Giving Tree During the holidays, you can donate toys and games for children and food for humans and pets at these Milpitas centers. Family Giving Tree Giving Tree Online Take a card from a tree at one of these places, and purchase specific gift for specific child. Exercise Progression 1766 Clear Lake Ave. Kaiser Permanente – Milpitas 589 Los Coches Street Quantum3D 1759 McCarthy Boulevard Silicon Valley Alliance Church 10 Dempsey Road Tarana Wireless 590 Alder Drive Technology Credit Union 360 Cypress Dr. Touch A Soul 284 South Abel Street Turner Construction 691 South Milpitas Blvd Suite 202 Companies and organizations, large and small, from all over the…
