Breaking News Joke
BREAKING NEWS!
Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms!
Best course of action is to quarantine them away from men and children!
The local spas and wineries are the designated local quarantine centers.
Send women immediately!
No contact for 14 days while they live in misery here:
Hairdressers, Hair Salons, Barber Shops-Best in Milpitas
These are the best hair salons to get your hair done in Milpitas. Some also offer other beauty services, such as nails. While many offer walk-in service, it is always best to make an appointment, which often can be done online at the parlor’s website.
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Beer and Wine in Milpitas
Milpitas has a couple of boutique breweries and wineries. Most have made adjustments to Covid-19 by now offering deliveries right to your home or offering scheduled pickup.
A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke