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Planning a Company Holiday Party
FROM: Ms. Pat Smith, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I’m happy to inform you that the office Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We’ll have a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our General Manager shows up dressed as Santa Claus! FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director DATE: December 2 RE: Christmas Party In no way was yesterday’s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday which…
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Christmas Carol Quiz
These are the names of well-known Christmas caroles, rewritten in PC (pretty convoluted). If you like puzzles, try to decipher them. If not, just get a chuckle from matching up the translations! Place cursor over linked text and wait a second for the real title to appear. Or click on the hint, and a youtube will appear, playing the song. On an iPhone, click and hold on the linked lyrics, and you’ll just see the name of the real song. The songs aren’t random. They are my favorite recordings of these songs. Example: Heavenly beings at extreme altitudes my associates and I perceived auditory stimulus emanating from. Translation: “Angels we…
