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Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorites
My favorite jokes found online over the years. Some jokes given a Milpitas twist. Jokes By Topic Amazing Facts Animal Jokes Computing Jokes Covid Jokes Education Jokes Family Life Jokes Holiday Jokes Christmas Jokes Kids Jokes Men’s Jokes Milpitas Jokes Money Jokes On the Job Jokes Philosophical Jokes Political Jokes Religious Jokes Women Jokes Alphabetical List Advice For Married Women: Then and Now Just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you’d like to eat and at what time. Women Jokes The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas? Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California.…
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AI Tax Preparer Program
Hello! Welcome to Taxtime (TM), your AI Tax Preparer Program. Do you feel like doing your taxes today? I see. Well, don’t you think you should do them anyway? After all, it is April 13th. You have less than 2 days to file. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get a refund. That’s the spirit! Let’s begin with your name, address, and marital status. Sorry to hear about the divorce. But don’t let it get you down — That alimony deduction will come in mighty handy in these tough financial times! Please don’t cry. The economy’s bound to bounce back. In the meantime, let’s talk about dependents. Do you have any…
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How Poor We Really Are
Money Jokes & Amazing Facts One day a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country so he could have his son see how poor country people were. They stayed one night and one day in the farm of a very humble farm house. At the end of the trip and back home the father asked the son, “What did you think of the trip?” The son replied, “Very nice, Dad.” Father: “Did you notice how poor they were?” Son: “Yes.” Father: “What did you learn?” Son: “I learned that we have one dog in the house and they have four. We have a fountain in…
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AI Tax Preparer Program
Money Jokes Hello! Welcome to Taxtime (TM), your AI Tax Preparer Program. Do you feel like doing your taxes today? I see. Well, don’t you think you should do them anyway? After all, it is April 13th. You have less than 2 days to file. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get a refund. That’s the spirit! Let’s begin with your name, address, and marital status. Sorry to hear about the divorce. But don’t let it get you down — That alimony deduction will come in mighty handy in these tough financial times! Please don’t cry. The economy’s bound to bounce back. In the meantime, let’s talk about dependents. Do you…
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Official Market Forecast
Money Jokes Sales and income figures show an easing up of the rate at which business is easing off. This can be taken as ample proof of the government’s contention that there’s a slowing-up of the slow-down. Now to clarify that, it should be noted that the slowing-up of the slow-down is not as good as an upturn in the down-turn. Also, it suggests that the climate’s about right for an adjustment of the readjustment to rate structures. Now, turning specifically to rates. We find a very definite decrease in the rate of increase. This clearly shows there should be a letting up of the letdown. Of course, if the…
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The Day the NASDAQ Died
Money Jokes Sung to the tune of “American Pie”: A long, long week ago I can still remember how the market used to make me smile What I’d do when I had the chance Is get myself a cash advance And add another tech stock to the pile. But Jerome Powell made me shiver With every speech that he delivered Bad news on the rate front Still I’d take one more punt. I can’t remember if I cried When I heard about the CPI I lost my fortune and my pride The day the NASDAQ died. So bye-bye to my piece of the pie Now I’m gettin’ calls for margin…
