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    Prepare for a Fire or Earthquake Emergency

    May 3, 2021 /
    emergency kit

    I will try to be as specific here to Milpitas residents as possible about how to prepare for emergencies such as wild fires, earthquakes, and sometimes floods. The preparation for all three are the same, but you will get more warning for some than others. Home-Selection Day to Day Tips Make a 72-hour Survival Kit in Advance 3 Kits Are Better Than 1 Prepare for your Babies and Kids Remember to Prepare for Your Pets Where to Flee Home Selection Buy or rent in areas generally far from the wild lands of the east hills. Every section of those hills have had a fire at one time or another, though…

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    March 2, 2019
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    Densa IQ Test

    March 26, 2021 /
    Stupidity Certificate

    Amazing Facts You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it’s from DENSA and it’s a lot more fun. Here’s the quiz with the answers. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No Answer ___ Yes___ How many birthdays does the average man have? Answer _1, Just one!_ Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Answer _12, all of them!_ How many outs are there in an inning? Answer_6, three per side!_ Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No Answer _No – because he is dead!_ Divide 30…

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    October 11, 2025
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    June 19, 2024
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    July 15, 2021
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    Outdoor Patio Dining in Milpitas

    March 22, 2021 /
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    Dining and Food in Milpitas Milpitas Restaurants with outdoor, patio dining. Aria Dining & Banquets Fine Indian Cuisine Patio Dining available. Expansive eatery & banquet hall serving traditional Indian fare, including seafood & veggie dishes. 212 Ranch Dr. 408-941-1700 Banana Leaf Outdoor dining open now. Make reservation on the site. Malaysian. 182 Ranch Drive 408-719-9811 Big Al’s Courtyard is open for lunch and dinner. See hours on link. Dogs welcome in courtyard. 27 Ranch Drive 669-271-0011 Black Bear Diner Our diner is open for Delivery, Carryout, Outdoor Dining 174 W Calaveras Blvd 408-946-2327 Casa Azteca Small patio with limited seating. Make reservations. 20 N Abel Street 408-946-0466 Chez Christina Chez…

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    July 21, 2020
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    January 13, 2023
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    April 20, 2020
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    Are we there yet?

    March 12, 2021 /

    Covid Jokes Dr. Fauci driving SUV with lots of kids yelling, “Are we there yet?” as approaching “Normal” lane marker. A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.

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    June 20, 2020
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    July 3, 2018
  • History

    Sunnyhills United Methodist Church History 1957-1982

    March 7, 2021 /
    Blessing of the Animals SUMC 10-12-2014

    History 1957 – 1982 Acknowledgments Preface Sunnyhills and Milpitas Sunnyhills–The Origins Early Efforts Additional Problems Still More Problems A Beginning Building Changes and Involvement Pastoral Leadership A BEGINNING — Braxton Combs, 1951-1959 RECOLLECTIONS — Glenn S. Fuller, Pastor 1959-1961 MEMORIES — Thomas Hicks, Pastor 1961-1969 REMEMBRANCE — David Schilling, Pastor 1970-1976 REFLECTIONS — R. Lee Hayward, Pastor 1976-1982 IMPRESSIONS — Pamela D. Cummings, Pastor 1982 Acknowledgments Historical efforts are the result of the collective work of many persons, not all of whom are directly connected with the purpose of the history, but without whom the history could not be completed. The authors merely place in some continuity of style the…

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    July 1, 2024
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    August 17, 2020
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    Fast Food Restaurants in Milpitas

    March 6, 2021 /
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    Dining and Food ~ Restaurants in Milpitas Are you looking for a quick bite with a familiar menu? A fair number of America’s favorite fast food restaurants are right off our freeways. Arby’s Roast Beef Here is the history of this company. Did you know that R.B. does not stand for “roast beef?” 604 Great Mall Dr. 408-945-0781 Weight Watcher Points. Burger King Two locations in Milpitas. 1475 Dempsey Rd, and 175 W Calaveras Blvd. Need to know what’s in those Burgers? Search for “Nutrition” to find out such facts as a Whooper with cheese has 760 calories and 47 grams of fat. Weight Watcher Points. Fosters Freeze An old-fashioned drive-in…

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    June 10, 2021
  • About Milpitas

    Use It Yourself Features of GoMilpitas.com

    February 24, 2021 /
    GoMilpitas Home Page

    Use GoMilpitas.com as your daily connection with everyone living and working in Milpitas, and all their activities and businesses. GoMilpitas was and still is the original town water cooler! Support our town by spending time and money right here in town, rather than supporting new sites where the money goes out of state in a heartbeat! As GoMilpitas.com passes its 24th anniversary, I, Ann Zeise, a resident of Milpitas since 1983, want to take the time to remind you why we’re here and what this site is all about. It is all about you and what you find great and fascinating about Milpitas, California! To add the icon to your…

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    August 2, 2019
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    June 29, 2018
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    Look, I don’t come into your home office and tell you to get out of the tub!

    February 23, 2021 /

    Covid Jokes “Look, I don’t come into your home office and tell you to get out of the tub!” A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.

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    Best Dinosaur Jokes Comedy Routine Ever!

    February 21, 2021 /
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    This set of dinosaur jokes comedy routine could be read by two kids or a kid and an adult as a skit for a children’s group. Can a bad dinosaur comedian get a laugh? You bet Jurassican. How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus? Tell him some dinosaur jokes! Why do museums have so many old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t find any new ones! Why do comedians tell so many old dinosaur jokes? Because they also can’t find any new ones! Why can’t they find new fossils or new jokes? They’re lazy bones! Why don’t they find a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Such as a Thesaurus. That…

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    June 10, 2024
  • Travel & Transportation

    Intercity Trains

    February 7, 2021 /
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    Amtrak Check here for reservations, trains and destinations, special savings and promotions, plan your trip, and more. Altamont Commuter Express On ACE, you can sip coffee, read the paper or work on your laptop during your commute. There’s a place to store your bike, a table to spread out paperwork, and clean, accessible bathrooms can’t find those in a car! Weekday Schedule. View train status alerts or have them sent by text message. Caltrain: Local and Baby Bullet Trains at San Jose Diridon Baby Bullet From the San Francisco to the San Jose terminals, travel time will be cut from an hour and 36 minutes on a local train to…

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