This Sound Like City Council?

Milpitas City Hall at Night

A Milpitas Mom Favorite Joke “When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal… Continue reading

Fire at the Semiconductor Plant

Leapin' Lena and Crew

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke One dark night in Milpitas, a fire started inside the local semiconductor plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the semiconductor company president approached the fire chief… Continue reading

When Riding a Dead Horse

Beating Dead Horse

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke. Milpitas community wisdom says, “When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” But in Milpitas businesses, the city government and (sometimes) our schools often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following: Buying a stronger whip. Changing… Continue reading

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Dog Breeds

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it? DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting — perhaps a fluorescent bulb. AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just “try” to convince him that the burned-out bulb is useless and should… Continue reading

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