Computing Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes
All the Urban Legends Rolled Into One
No need to read all those other urban legends, etc. ever again. Here they are, all in one.
Computer Problem Report Form
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem.
Error Dialog Haiku
Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? Solon Magazine
Hacker Barbie®
MATTEL announces the latest in their new line of Barbie® products.
HTML Song
You’ve got to code it in H T M L. (To the tune of “YMCA.”)
Installing Love
Steps to becoming a loving person described in terms of installing a computer program on a PC.
The Last Page of the Internet
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.
Milpitas Role in Telecom History
Silva has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Milpitas had already gone wireless.
Original Trojan Horse Warning
This was forwarded to me by Cassandra–it looks legit.
The Origin Of The Internet
And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
Pie Throwing Trend in Milpitas
“… java virtual machine …” – WHAM – call the dry cleaners.
Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along
Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’, I’m happy although my boss let me go Happily addicted to the Web.
You Know You Live in Milpitas When…
You make over $250,000 and still can’t afford a house.