Densa IQ Test
You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it’s from DENSA and it’s a lot more fun.
Here’s the quiz with the answers.
Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No
Answer ___ Yes___
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Answer _1, Just one!_
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Answer _12, all of them!_
How many outs are there in an inning?
Answer_6, three per side!_
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No
Answer _No – because he is dead!_
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
Answer _70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)_
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Answer _2, you took them, remember?_
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
Answer _60. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd._
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
Answer _9 (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)_
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Answer _Zero … it wasn’t Moses … it was Noah_
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10″ tall. What does he weigh?
Answer _Meat, a butcher weighs meat!_
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Answer _12. There are 12-2cent stamps in a dozen!_
A plane crashes on the Canadian – US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
Answer _The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried!_
What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
Answer _Three coins. One is a quarter, the other is a quarter and also a nickel._
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