Rudolf, The Red, Knows Rain, Dear
A Milpitas couple was being shown around Moscow one day, by their communist guide, Rudolf, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
“I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied.
“No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
“Let’s not fight about it!” the man said. “Let’s ask our guide, Rudolf, whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”
As their tour guide approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolf, is it officially raining or snowing?“
“It’s raining, of course,” he replied officiously.
But the woman insisted, “I know that it felt like snow!”
The man quietly replied, “Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!“
A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it.
You would even say it glows.
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Santa came to say,
“Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
As they shouted out with glee
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You’ll go down in history.”
