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Retirement Through the Eyes of a Child
After a spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent the holidays. One child wrote the following: “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Milpitas. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on big tricycles and wear name tags because they don’t know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got…
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How Poor We Really Are
Money Jokes & Amazing Facts One day a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country so he could have his son see how poor country people were. They stayed one night and one day in the farm of a very humble farm house. At the end of the trip and back home the father asked the son, “What did you think of the trip?” The son replied, “Very nice, Dad.” Father: “Did you notice how poor they were?” Son: “Yes.” Father: “What did you learn?” Son: “I learned that we have one dog in the house and they have four. We have a fountain in…
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Should we homeschool independently during Covid-19?
I have already heard from several parents who are open to homeschooling independently from the Milpitas School District this coming school year, 2020-2021. If you have additional questions, please use the chat bot to contact me, Ann Zeise. If you want me to call you, please leave your name and phone number and a good time to call. I will only use that information to contact you. First, what do you need to consider? Primarily consider putting your family health first. If someone in your household is compromised such as they might die if they catch Covid-19, then definitely read on. Did your children enjoy the online EcuatEveryWhere virtual classroom?…
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Naked Truth about Covid-19 and Sheltering in Place
Covid Jokes So we’re into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh but there’s a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . . 1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap? 2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do. 3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me. 4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly…
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What Does The Frog Say?
Animal Jokes A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?” Child: “Meow.” Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moo!” Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “BUD.” [Note: the “BUD” link goes to an article about how the Budweiser Beer Company is aiming their advertising at kids, even as young as 3 years old!] A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke
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A Milpitas Cowboy’s Guide to Life
Animal Jokes Don’t squat with your spurs on. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. The easiest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror…
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Breaking News Joke
Amazing Facts & Covid Jokes BREAKING NEWS! Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms! Best course of action is to quarantine them away from men and children! The local spas and wineries are the designated local quarantine centers. Send women immediately! No contact for 14 days while they live in misery here: Hairdressers, Hair Salons, Barber Shops-Best in Milpitas These are the best hair salons to get your hair done in Milpitas. Some also offer other beauty services, such as nails. While many offer walk-in service, it is always best to make an appointment, which often can be done online at the parlor’s website. or here:…
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Milpitas Unified School District Contact & Maps
MUSD Milpitas Unified School District MUSD 1331 East Calaveras Blvd. Milpitas, CA 95035 408-635-2600 Superintendent: Cheryl Jordan, x6037 Click on school name to go to its website. Click on address for map. Click on principal’s name to bring up an addressed email. When on cell phone, click on phone number to dial. Area code 408 is already in there. Get Directions Child Development Centers Rose Child Development Center 250A Roswell Drive 635-2686 Coordinator: Gerardo Lopez Head Teacher: Rita Elmore Sunnyhills Child Development Center 356 Dixon Road Site Secretary: Jennifer Bailey Elementary Schools #2 Burnett Elementary School 400 Fanyon Street 635-2650 Principal: Hanna Asrat More Staff Contacts #3 Curtner Elementary School 275…
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Mother’s Dictionary
Women Jokes A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
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Sister Cities of Milpitas, CA
Information, links and videos about our past three sister cities: Dugupan City in the Philippines, Huizhou in China, and Kukizaki, Japan. Commission Sister Cities Commission Founded May 21, 1996. Disbanded in 2018. The Milpitas Sister Cities Commission (SCC) served as an advisory body to the City Council on matters affecting sister cities relationships, programs, and activities. Former Sister Cities. This page will not be updated any longer. Dagupan City, Philippines City Dagupan City Official Site Dagupan has been and will continue to be an attraction to people from all over the region. This is where education, banking, commerce, healthcare and technology coverage to create the region’s foremost urban economy. City…
