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What Does The Frog Say?
Animal Jokes A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?” Child: “Meow.” Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moo!” Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “BUD.” [Note: the “BUD” link goes to an article about how the Budweiser Beer Company is aiming their advertising at kids, even as young as 3 years old!] A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke
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A Milpitas Cowboy’s Guide to Life
Animal Jokes Don’t squat with your spurs on. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. The easiest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror…
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Breaking News Joke
Amazing Facts & Covid Jokes BREAKING NEWS! Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms! Best course of action is to quarantine them away from men and children! The local spas and wineries are the designated local quarantine centers. Send women immediately! No contact for 14 days while they live in misery here: Hairdressers, Hair Salons, Barber Shops-Best in Milpitas These are the best hair salons to get your hair done in Milpitas. Some also offer other beauty services, such as nails. While many offer walk-in service, it is always best to make an appointment, which often can be done online at the parlor’s website. or here:…
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Milpitas Unified School District Contact & Maps
MUSD Milpitas Unified School District MUSD 1331 East Calaveras Blvd. Milpitas, CA 95035 408-635-2600 Superintendent: Cheryl Jordan, x6037 Click on school name to go to its website. Click on address for map. Click on principal’s name to bring up an addressed email. When on cell phone, click on phone number to dial. Area code 408 is already in there. Get Directions Child Development Centers Rose Child Development Center 250A Roswell Drive 635-2686 Coordinator: Gerardo Lopez Head Teacher: Rita Elmore Sunnyhills Child Development Center 356 Dixon Road Site Secretary: Jennifer Bailey Elementary Schools #2 Burnett Elementary School 400 Fanyon Street 635-2650 Principal: Hanna Asrat More Staff Contacts #3 Curtner Elementary School 275…
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Mother’s Dictionary
Women Jokes A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
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Sister Cities of Milpitas, CA
Information, links and videos about our past three sister cities: Dugupan City in the Philippines, Huizhou in China, and Kukizaki, Japan. Commission Sister Cities Commission Founded May 21, 1996. Disbanded in 2018. The Milpitas Sister Cities Commission (SCC) served as an advisory body to the City Council on matters affecting sister cities relationships, programs, and activities. Former Sister Cities. This page will not be updated any longer. Dagupan City, Philippines City Dagupan City Official Site Dagupan has been and will continue to be an attraction to people from all over the region. This is where education, banking, commerce, healthcare and technology coverage to create the region’s foremost urban economy. City…
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Catholic Parochial Schools
In Milpitas there is just one Catholic school, so often Catholic parents will enroll their children near one where they work. In Milpitas St. John the Baptist Catholic School Serves the families of Milpitas and the Santa Clara Valley, with its central purpose being to assist parents in the Christian education of their children. 360 S Abel, Milpitas, CA 95035 408-262-8110 Near Where We Work in Silicon Valley Archbishop Mitty High School Recognized as one of the premier Catholic, college preparatory schools in the United States. 5000 Mitty Avenue, San Jose, CA 95129 408-252-6610. Bellarmine College Prep A Jesuit secondary school. The school enrolls over 1390 students from an extensive…
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AI Tax Preparer Program
Money Jokes Hello! Welcome to Taxtime (TM), your AI Tax Preparer Program. Do you feel like doing your taxes today? I see. Well, don’t you think you should do them anyway? After all, it is April 13th. You have less than 2 days to file. And who knows? Maybe you’ll get a refund. That’s the spirit! Let’s begin with your name, address, and marital status. Sorry to hear about the divorce. But don’t let it get you down — That alimony deduction will come in mighty handy in these tough financial times! Please don’t cry. The economy’s bound to bounce back. In the meantime, let’s talk about dependents. Do you…
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Utility Scam Alert
Milpitas Citizens Online Police Reporting System This is not an Emergency? This incident occurred within the Milpitas City limits? There are No Known suspects? This did not occur on a State Freeway? Crime Tip Hotline To report crimes anonymously to the Milpitas Police: Call 408-586-2500 or click the link above to report online. Milpitas Youth Crime Activity Lead Line Reward of $100 if report leads to an arrest: (866) 276 5463 Milpitas Police Department 1275 North Milpitas Blvd., Milpitas, California 95035 408-586-2400 Contacting Milpitas Police Crime Tip Line – 408-586-2500 Neighborhood Watch Info – 408-586-2525
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Air Travel
How to get to Milpitas and how to leave it via air travel. Most use SJC out of San Jose, as the closest airport to Milpitas. Airlines Airlines at the Norman Y. Mineta San Jose Airport Page with the links to each airline, where you can find flight information. Airplane Manufacturers RnR Products Our all composite miniature aircraft have flown the world including the first UAV to cross the Atlantic non-stop! 1120 Wrigley Way, 408-946-4751. Airports Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International Airport Located five miles southwest of Milpitas, San Jose International Airport (SJC) is the closest air service for visitors to travel to and from Milpitas. Airlines and Flights…
