Covid-19 BINGO
Usual BINGO rules, with this exception:
If any game player sees someone sneeze or cough without a mask and into the open air, the game is over, and the player with most boxes covered wins that round.
Usual BINGO rules, with this exception:
If any game player sees someone sneeze or cough without a mask and into the open air, the game is over, and the player with most boxes covered wins that round.
Lyrics by Michael Bruening
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never teach through Canvas all the time
But then I spent so many nights reading the help docs for so long
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so I’m back
Students are gone
As all my colleagues try to figure out how they’re gonna get along
I should have kept up with the tech, not skipped that class on course design
If I’d known for just one second I’d be teaching all-online
Go on now, go, leave me alone
I’ve got to figure out
Just how to lecture using Panopto
You gave me two days to adjust, to move everything online
Did you think I’d crumble
Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to Zoom, I know I’ll be alive
Oh, my students still will learn
And my paychecks I will earn, and I’ll survive
I will survive, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to lay down and die
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my syllabi
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high and you’ll see me
Teaching on zoom
But just don’t cough into the mic or every eye will be on you
I can’t hear you, you’re on mute, your camera’s black, are you still there?
We’ve got some glitches to work out, but I know my grading scheme is fair
Oh now, go, walk out the door
Trying to get this lecture done
And I’m already on take four
Now the network has gone down, and I’m all out of wine
Do you think I’ll crumble
Do you think I’ll lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to zoom, I know I’ll be alive
My students still will learn
And my paychecks I will earn and I’ll survive
I will survive
Hey hey
Covid Jokes & Philosopical Jokes
Affirmations for COVID-19 Anxiety
One of the things we DO have control over is being more mindful of the types of messages and words we are repeating to ourselves. Our thoughts have a lot of power over us and directly impact how we feel. It may seem like our thoughts are largely out of our control, but we actually have more power than we think! What am I getting at here? Positive affirmations. During times of transition, uncertainty, stress, or change, (which, let’s be honest, we have a lot of right now), positive affirmations can offer us powerful support and help us feel more at ease.
The most accurate graph I’ve seen during this pandemic!
So we’re into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh but there’s a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . .
1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?
2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.
4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.
5. Just wait a second – so what you’re telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?
6. People are scared of getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds, as if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.
7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.
8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.
9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.
12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?
13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.
14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
Women age 30-59 are most likely to carry CORONOVIRUS without symptoms!
Best course of action is to quarantine them away from men and children!
The local spas and wineries are the designated local quarantine centers.
Send women immediately!
No contact for 14 days while they live in misery here:
Hairdressers, Hair Salons, Barber Shops-Best in Milpitas
These are the best hair salons to get your hair done in Milpitas. Some also offer other beauty services, such as nails. While many offer walk-in service, it is always best to make an appointment, which often can be done online at the parlor’s website.
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Beer and Wine in Milpitas
Milpitas has a couple of boutique breweries and wineries. Most have made adjustments to Covid-19 by now offering deliveries right to your home or offering scheduled pickup.
Covid-19 Updates regarding the Lego Discovery Center at the Great Mall in Milpitas.
We are actively monitoring the situation with regards to the outbreak of COVID-19 coronavirus and are in regular contact with local health authorities. The safety and well-being of our guests and staff is our priority and we will take all necessary precautions to ensure their continued welfare. With that said, in an effort to mitigate the risk presented by the outbreak of COVID-19 and comply with mandates from local government and health authorities, we are temporarily postponing the opening of the attraction until further notice. If you have purchased advance tickets, you may use these tickets for any future date through December 31, 2020 after we officially open. For additional questions or concerns, please contact bayarea@legolanddiscoverycenter.com.
Official Merlin Entertainments Statement
We want to reassure you that LEGOLAND® Discovery Center Bay Area puts the safety and well-being of our guests and staff as the top priority. We have, and will continue to implement cleaning regimes, will offer hand sanitizing stations throughout the Center, and will follow all recommended practices and government recommended guidelines as appropriate, to maintain a safe environment. Like many businesses, we continue to monitor the situation closely and are in regular contact with local authorities so we may respond quickly to any developments. If you would like to postpone your visit, you may use your unused ticket for a future date through December 31, 2020.
*Oman*, I really can’t wait to *Rome* around.
*Venice* this going to get over?
You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, *Kenya*?
Quarantine has made my *Delhi* routine too boring.
I’ve been *Washington’s* of utensils.
This *Spain* is real.
Stay home, stay safe. What’s the *Russia*?
Maybe *Indore* is not such a bad place after all.
Wives are now *Cochin* their husbands in new skills (dish washing, mopping?)
At this rate, I see my savings loses *Dublin*
I’ve decided to finally wear my *New Jersey* which I’ve been storing for ages
*Mysore* throat is on account of endless Zoom chats these days.
We need all the *Lucknow* more than ever before..
I’m sorry, but *Iran* out of travel puns.
*DUBAI* your masks and gloves and wear them
Genetics explain why you look like your father. or, if you don’t, why you should.
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H’s as O’s.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.
Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won’t drown when we breathe.
Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one-second.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it you got hit, so never mind.
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
Science – How It Works
Science may seem like it’s a strange thing — complicated, even a mystery. But really, science is all about finding out about nature and how things work, the reasons behind every-day things. So it’s more about questions and answers than anything. How? Where? Why?
What is Covonovirus? Explained to Kids by National Geographic
If you’ve been watching the news lately, chances are you’ll have heard lots about an illness that’s affecting people around the world, called coronavirus.
It’s natural to feel worried about stuff you read in the news. If you’re feeling anxious about coronavirus, talk to a trusted grown-up, like a parent, guardian or teacher about how you’re feeling. You can also find online support on the Open Minds website.