• Menu
    • Home Page
    • A-Z
    • About Milpitas
      • Best Place to Live: Milpitas, California
      • Features of GoMilpitas.com
        • City Guides Hope Net Users Will See the Sites
        • Guides to Silicon Valley Civic Networks
      • Census Data for Milpitas
        • Population Growth of Milpitas From 2020-2021
      • Earthquakes
        • Prepare for a Fire or Earthquake Emergency
      • Maps
      • Sister Cities of Milpitas
      • Weather-Forecasts and History
        • Wind Storm, October 22, 2000
    • Animals & Pets
      • Adopt a Pet
      • Animals & Pets Overview
      • Birds
      • Cats in Milpitas
      • Dogs of Milpitas
      • Horses of Silicon Valley
      • Pests & Control
      • Wildlife of Silicon Valley
    • Arts & Entertainment
      • Art Clubs and Associations in Milpitas
      • Dance in Silicon Valley
      • Milpitas Camera Club
      • Movies in and near Milpitas, California
      • Museums In and Near Milpitas
      • Music in Milpitas
      • Theatre in Milpitas and Silicon Valley
      • Video Production Groups
    • Business & Shopping
      • Black-owned Businesses
      • Green Businesses
      • Finance
        • Bank Online at Your Milpitas Bank
        • Credit Unions in Milpitas
        • Financial Services
        • Investment and Retirement Advice & News
      • High Tech
        • Computer History
        • Computing Resources
        • Internet Access
        • Manufacturing & Design Companies
        • Medical Technology
        • Networking Businesses
        • Semiconductor Businesses
        • Wi-Fi – Wireless Internet Access Points
    • Shops by Type
      • Shopping Centers in Milpitas
    • Community Matters
      • Celebrations
      • Community Services
        • Community Center
        • Community Library
        • Senior Center
      • Crime Fighting
        • Domestic Violence
        • Elmwood Jail
        • Laws of Milpitas
        • Lawyers, Attorneys & Legal Advisors
        • Reduce Your Chances of Becoming a Crime Victim
    • Dining and Food
      • California Recipies
      • Grocery Stores
      • Restaurants in Milpitas
    • Education
      • Adult Education
      • Homeschooling
      • Milpitas Unified School District
        • Alumni Groups & Reunions
        • Contact & Maps
        • Milpitas High School (MHS)
        • Uniforms – What to Wear to School
      • Preschools and Daycare
      • Private and Parochial Schools
      • Summer Programs and Camps
      • Tutoring Services
    • Health Services
    • History
      • California History Overview
      • Ancient & Medieval History
      • Indigenous People (Indians) of Silicon Valley
      • Ethnic History & Culture
      • Mission/Rancho Era – 1700s
      • Pioneer Era – 1800s in Silicon Valley
      • History – 1900s
        • Harry Wu’s Legacy
      • City Hall Opening
      • Genealogy Resources in Silicon Valley
      • History Research Groups
      • How Milpitas Got Its Name
    • Housing
      • Advice and Services
      • Affordable Housing
        • Rent Relief
      • Gardens
        • Lend-A-Tool Shed
      • Homeless in Milpitas
      • Real Estate-Homes
        • Foreclosure Information
      • Rentals – Apartments & Homes
    • Jokes
    • Media
      • Magazines
      • News Archives
      • Newspapers
      • Radio Stations to Listen Live Online
      • Television Stations
    • Organizations
      • Ethnic Organizations
      • Hobbies & Interests Groups in Milpitas
      • Kids’ Clubs
      • LGBTQ Milpitas
      • Neighborhood Associations
      • Places of Worship
      • Silicon Valley Singles Center
      • Social Networking Groups
      • Teenagers
    • Public Resources
      • Government
        • Elected Officials for Milpitas
        • Future of Milpitas-Plans and Projects
        • Governing Laws
        • Phone Directory
        • Vote
          • Candidates
          • Election Results
          • Proposition and Measure Research Sites
          • Registering to Vote
          • Voter Information
      • Utilities
        • Power & Gas
        • Recycling & Garbage
        • Telephone Service
        • Water
    • Sports & Recreation
      • Adventure Clubs
      • Amusement Parks
      • Bicycling
      • Dance in Silicon Valley
      • Fishing
      • Fitness
      • Flying
      • Fun Inside
      • Games & Toys
      • Golfing
      • Hiking, Running, Walking
      • Little League Baseball
      • Maps to Milpitas Parks and Recreation Sites
      • Skatepark
      • Ski Northern California
      • Swimming Pools & Lessons
        • Pools-Keeping Cool
      • Trails & Bike Paths
      • Youth Sports
    • Travel & Transportation
      • Air Travel
      • Cars
        • Cheapest Gas in Milpitas
        • Clean Air Incentives
        • Drivers Ed
        • Driving
        • Electric Vehicle Charging Stations
        • History of Transportation
        • Rent a Car, Truck or Trailer
        • Smog Check Stations
      • Hotels
      • Public Transportation
      • Roads & Highways
        • Calaveras – Sierra Rd Loop
        • FasTrak in Milpitas
        • Maps
        • Traffic
      • Trains
        • Kiddie Train Rides
        • History of Railroads in California
          • Bob Burrell’s Backyard Model Railroad
          • Light Rail Opening 2004
        • Intercity Trains
        • Roller Coasters
        • Train Rides
  • Events
    • Upcoming Events
    • Calendars of Events In and Near Milpitas
      • 4th of July Archives
      • Halloween/Fall Fests
  • Social
    • Facebook-Go Milpitas
    • Facebook-Go Milpitas Group
    • Facebook-Humans of Milpitas
    • Facebook-Milpitas Homeschool Support
    • Facebook-Milpitas Homeschool Support Group
    • Facebook-Ann Zeise
    • Post.news Milpitas
    • Other Social Networking Groups
Go Milpitas

Go Milpitas

Milpitas, California, Community Website

  • Menu
    • Home Page
    • A-Z
    • About Milpitas
      • Best Place to Live: Milpitas, California
      • Features of GoMilpitas.com
        • City Guides Hope Net Users Will See the Sites
        • Guides to Silicon Valley Civic Networks
      • Census Data for Milpitas
        • Population Growth of Milpitas From 2020-2021
      • Earthquakes
        • Prepare for a Fire or Earthquake Emergency
      • Maps
      • Sister Cities of Milpitas
      • Weather-Forecasts and History
        • Wind Storm, October 22, 2000
    • Animals & Pets
      • Adopt a Pet
      • Animals & Pets Overview
      • Birds
      • Cats in Milpitas
      • Dogs of Milpitas
      • Horses of Silicon Valley
      • Pests & Control
      • Wildlife of Silicon Valley
    • Arts & Entertainment
      • Art Clubs and Associations in Milpitas
      • Dance in Silicon Valley
      • Milpitas Camera Club
      • Movies in and near Milpitas, California
      • Museums In and Near Milpitas
      • Music in Milpitas
      • Theatre in Milpitas and Silicon Valley
      • Video Production Groups
    • Business & Shopping
      • Black-owned Businesses
      • Green Businesses
      • Finance
        • Bank Online at Your Milpitas Bank
        • Credit Unions in Milpitas
        • Financial Services
        • Investment and Retirement Advice & News
      • High Tech
        • Computer History
        • Computing Resources
        • Internet Access
        • Manufacturing & Design Companies
        • Medical Technology
        • Networking Businesses
        • Semiconductor Businesses
        • Wi-Fi – Wireless Internet Access Points
    • Shops by Type
      • Shopping Centers in Milpitas
    • Community Matters
      • Celebrations
      • Community Services
        • Community Center
        • Community Library
        • Senior Center
      • Crime Fighting
        • Domestic Violence
        • Elmwood Jail
        • Laws of Milpitas
        • Lawyers, Attorneys & Legal Advisors
        • Reduce Your Chances of Becoming a Crime Victim
    • Dining and Food
      • California Recipies
      • Grocery Stores
      • Restaurants in Milpitas
    • Education
      • Adult Education
      • Homeschooling
      • Milpitas Unified School District
        • Alumni Groups & Reunions
        • Contact & Maps
        • Milpitas High School (MHS)
        • Uniforms – What to Wear to School
      • Preschools and Daycare
      • Private and Parochial Schools
      • Summer Programs and Camps
      • Tutoring Services
    • Health Services
    • History
      • California History Overview
      • Ancient & Medieval History
      • Indigenous People (Indians) of Silicon Valley
      • Ethnic History & Culture
      • Mission/Rancho Era – 1700s
      • Pioneer Era – 1800s in Silicon Valley
      • History – 1900s
        • Harry Wu’s Legacy
      • City Hall Opening
      • Genealogy Resources in Silicon Valley
      • History Research Groups
      • How Milpitas Got Its Name
    • Housing
      • Advice and Services
      • Affordable Housing
        • Rent Relief
      • Gardens
        • Lend-A-Tool Shed
      • Homeless in Milpitas
      • Real Estate-Homes
        • Foreclosure Information
      • Rentals – Apartments & Homes
    • Jokes
    • Media
      • Magazines
      • News Archives
      • Newspapers
      • Radio Stations to Listen Live Online
      • Television Stations
    • Organizations
      • Ethnic Organizations
      • Hobbies & Interests Groups in Milpitas
      • Kids’ Clubs
      • LGBTQ Milpitas
      • Neighborhood Associations
      • Places of Worship
      • Silicon Valley Singles Center
      • Social Networking Groups
      • Teenagers
    • Public Resources
      • Government
        • Elected Officials for Milpitas
        • Future of Milpitas-Plans and Projects
        • Governing Laws
        • Phone Directory
        • Vote
          • Candidates
          • Election Results
          • Proposition and Measure Research Sites
          • Registering to Vote
          • Voter Information
      • Utilities
        • Power & Gas
        • Recycling & Garbage
        • Telephone Service
        • Water
    • Sports & Recreation
      • Adventure Clubs
      • Amusement Parks
      • Bicycling
      • Dance in Silicon Valley
      • Fishing
      • Fitness
      • Flying
      • Fun Inside
      • Games & Toys
      • Golfing
      • Hiking, Running, Walking
      • Little League Baseball
      • Maps to Milpitas Parks and Recreation Sites
      • Skatepark
      • Ski Northern California
      • Swimming Pools & Lessons
        • Pools-Keeping Cool
      • Trails & Bike Paths
      • Youth Sports
    • Travel & Transportation
      • Air Travel
      • Cars
        • Cheapest Gas in Milpitas
        • Clean Air Incentives
        • Drivers Ed
        • Driving
        • Electric Vehicle Charging Stations
        • History of Transportation
        • Rent a Car, Truck or Trailer
        • Smog Check Stations
      • Hotels
      • Public Transportation
      • Roads & Highways
        • Calaveras – Sierra Rd Loop
        • FasTrak in Milpitas
        • Maps
        • Traffic
      • Trains
        • Kiddie Train Rides
        • History of Railroads in California
          • Bob Burrell’s Backyard Model Railroad
          • Light Rail Opening 2004
        • Intercity Trains
        • Roller Coasters
        • Train Rides
  • Events
    • Upcoming Events
    • Calendars of Events In and Near Milpitas
      • 4th of July Archives
      • Halloween/Fall Fests
  • Social
    • Facebook-Go Milpitas
    • Facebook-Go Milpitas Group
    • Facebook-Humans of Milpitas
    • Facebook-Milpitas Homeschool Support
    • Facebook-Milpitas Homeschool Support Group
    • Facebook-Ann Zeise
    • Post.news Milpitas
    • Other Social Networking Groups
  • Menu
    • Home Page
    • A-Z
    • About Milpitas
      • Best Place to Live: Milpitas, California
      • Features of GoMilpitas.com
        • City Guides Hope Net Users Will See the Sites
        • Guides to Silicon Valley Civic Networks
      • Census Data for Milpitas
        • Population Growth of Milpitas From 2020-2021
      • Earthquakes
        • Prepare for a Fire or Earthquake Emergency
      • Maps
      • Sister Cities of Milpitas
      • Weather-Forecasts and History
        • Wind Storm, October 22, 2000
    • Animals & Pets
      • Adopt a Pet
      • Animals & Pets Overview
      • Birds
      • Cats in Milpitas
      • Dogs of Milpitas
      • Horses of Silicon Valley
      • Pests & Control
      • Wildlife of Silicon Valley
    • Arts & Entertainment
      • Art Clubs and Associations in Milpitas
      • Dance in Silicon Valley
      • Milpitas Camera Club
      • Movies in and near Milpitas, California
      • Museums In and Near Milpitas
      • Music in Milpitas
      • Theatre in Milpitas and Silicon Valley
      • Video Production Groups
    • Business & Shopping
      • Black-owned Businesses
      • Green Businesses
      • Finance
        • Bank Online at Your Milpitas Bank
        • Credit Unions in Milpitas
        • Financial Services
        • Investment and Retirement Advice & News
      • High Tech
        • Computer History
        • Computing Resources
        • Internet Access
        • Manufacturing & Design Companies
        • Medical Technology
        • Networking Businesses
        • Semiconductor Businesses
        • Wi-Fi – Wireless Internet Access Points
    • Shops by Type
      • Shopping Centers in Milpitas
    • Community Matters
      • Celebrations
      • Community Services
        • Community Center
        • Community Library
        • Senior Center
      • Crime Fighting
        • Domestic Violence
        • Elmwood Jail
        • Laws of Milpitas
        • Lawyers, Attorneys & Legal Advisors
        • Reduce Your Chances of Becoming a Crime Victim
    • Dining and Food
      • California Recipies
      • Grocery Stores
      • Restaurants in Milpitas
    • Education
      • Adult Education
      • Homeschooling
      • Milpitas Unified School District
        • Alumni Groups & Reunions
        • Contact & Maps
        • Milpitas High School (MHS)
        • Uniforms – What to Wear to School
      • Preschools and Daycare
      • Private and Parochial Schools
      • Summer Programs and Camps
      • Tutoring Services
    • Health Services
    • History
      • California History Overview
      • Ancient & Medieval History
      • Indigenous People (Indians) of Silicon Valley
      • Ethnic History & Culture
      • Mission/Rancho Era – 1700s
      • Pioneer Era – 1800s in Silicon Valley
      • History – 1900s
        • Harry Wu’s Legacy
      • City Hall Opening
      • Genealogy Resources in Silicon Valley
      • History Research Groups
      • How Milpitas Got Its Name
    • Housing
      • Advice and Services
      • Affordable Housing
        • Rent Relief
      • Gardens
        • Lend-A-Tool Shed
      • Homeless in Milpitas
      • Real Estate-Homes
        • Foreclosure Information
      • Rentals – Apartments & Homes
    • Jokes
    • Media
      • Magazines
      • News Archives
      • Newspapers
      • Radio Stations to Listen Live Online
      • Television Stations
    • Organizations
      • Ethnic Organizations
      • Hobbies & Interests Groups in Milpitas
      • Kids’ Clubs
      • LGBTQ Milpitas
      • Neighborhood Associations
      • Places of Worship
      • Silicon Valley Singles Center
      • Social Networking Groups
      • Teenagers
    • Public Resources
      • Government
        • Elected Officials for Milpitas
        • Future of Milpitas-Plans and Projects
        • Governing Laws
        • Phone Directory
        • Vote
          • Candidates
          • Election Results
          • Proposition and Measure Research Sites
          • Registering to Vote
          • Voter Information
      • Utilities
        • Power & Gas
        • Recycling & Garbage
        • Telephone Service
        • Water
    • Sports & Recreation
      • Adventure Clubs
      • Amusement Parks
      • Bicycling
      • Dance in Silicon Valley
      • Fishing
      • Fitness
      • Flying
      • Fun Inside
      • Games & Toys
      • Golfing
      • Hiking, Running, Walking
      • Little League Baseball
      • Maps to Milpitas Parks and Recreation Sites
      • Skatepark
      • Ski Northern California
      • Swimming Pools & Lessons
        • Pools-Keeping Cool
      • Trails & Bike Paths
      • Youth Sports
    • Travel & Transportation
      • Air Travel
      • Cars
        • Cheapest Gas in Milpitas
        • Clean Air Incentives
        • Drivers Ed
        • Driving
        • Electric Vehicle Charging Stations
        • History of Transportation
        • Rent a Car, Truck or Trailer
        • Smog Check Stations
      • Hotels
      • Public Transportation
      • Roads & Highways
        • Calaveras – Sierra Rd Loop
        • FasTrak in Milpitas
        • Maps
        • Traffic
      • Trains
        • Kiddie Train Rides
        • History of Railroads in California
          • Bob Burrell’s Backyard Model Railroad
          • Light Rail Opening 2004
        • Intercity Trains
        • Roller Coasters
        • Train Rides
  • Events
    • Upcoming Events
    • Calendars of Events In and Near Milpitas
      • 4th of July Archives
      • Halloween/Fall Fests
  • Social
    • Facebook-Go Milpitas
    • Facebook-Go Milpitas Group
    • Facebook-Humans of Milpitas
    • Facebook-Milpitas Homeschool Support
    • Facebook-Milpitas Homeschool Support Group
    • Facebook-Ann Zeise
    • Post.news Milpitas
    • Other Social Networking Groups
Navigation Go Milpitas->Jokes

Alphabetical Posts, Pages, Tags & Jokes Directory

A ~ B ~ C ~ D ~ E ~ F ~ G ~ H ~ I ~ J ~ K ~ L ~ M ~ N & O ~ P & Q ~ R ~ S ~ T ~ U ~ V ~ WXY & Z

Featured Content

  • Restaurants in Milpitas Square
  • Pizza Parlors in Milpitas
  • Hospitals & Clinics In and Near Milpitas, CA
  • Rentals & Rent Assistance – Apartments & Homes in Milpitas, CA
  • Preschools and Daycare in Milpitas
  • Summer Programs and Camps
  • Business-to-Business Services
  • Women’s Apparel Shops in the Great Mall
  • Rent a Car, Truck or Trailer in Milpitas
  • Dental Services

Menu

  • About Milpitas
    • History
  • Admin Test Posts
  • Animals & Pets
  • Arts & Entertainment
  • Business & Shopping
    • Finance
    • High Tech
    • Shops
  • Community Matters
    • Celebrations
  • Dining & Food
  • Education
  • Health Services
  • Housing
  • Jokes
  • Media
    • News Archives
  • Public Resources
    • Voting
  • Sports & Recreation
  • Travel & Transportation
    • Driving

Help Support GoMilpitas!

  • Jokes

    In My Next Life I Want To Be A Bear

    February 27, 2025 /
    Sleeping Bear

    Animal Jokes In my next life I want to be a bear. If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you’re a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Front of the Hillview Court Apartments.

    Hillview Court Apartment residents demand help

    June 13, 2023
    vote hands of many colors

    Voter Information-How to Become a Voter in California

    August 19, 2021
    How to stop telemarketers and Robocalls.

    Telephone Service in Milpitas

    July 3, 2024
  • Jokes

    Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorites

    June 23, 2024 /
    Mom Jokes

    My favorite jokes found online over the years. Some jokes given a Milpitas twist. Jokes By Topic Amazing Facts Animal Jokes Computing Jokes Covid Jokes Education Jokes Family Life Jokes Holiday Jokes Christmas Jokes Kids Jokes Men’s Jokes Milpitas Jokes Money Jokes On the Job Jokes Philosophical Jokes Political Jokes Religious Jokes Women Jokes Alphabetical List Advice For Married Women: Then and Now Just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you’d like to eat and at what time. Women Jokes The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas? Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California.…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Laundry Services

    Dry Cleaners, Alterations, and Laundromats in Milpitas

    July 17, 2021
    Stroodle Sniglet

    New Vocabulary Words

    May 13, 2020
    Red ribbon forming the word 'mom', isolated on white

    The Mommy Test

    May 7, 2020
  • Jokes

    Family Life Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes

    June 23, 2024 /

    Apartment Hunting With A Large Family Father figures out how to get apartment even though he has a large family. Being A Parent Being a parent is like being pecked to death by a duck. How Poor We Really Are One day a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country so he could have his son see how poor country people were. Licking Is Totally the Same as Hand-washing, Right? Me: Did you wash your hands? 4-year-old: No. Me: Why are your hands wet? Mr. Nobody I know a funny little man, as quiet as a mouse, who does the mischief that is done in…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Hillcrest Park Art

    Maps to Milpitas Parks and Recreation Sites

    May 1, 2024
    mexican food

    Dining and Food in Milpitas

    April 15, 2023
    Teacher Arrested at Airport

    Milpitas High School Teacher Arrested at San Jose Airport

    August 26, 2021
  • Jokes

    Recipe For Doing the Family Wash

    June 23, 2024 /
    Woman Washing Clothes Old Fashioned Way

    Written in its original spelling for a bride a few generations ago. bild a fire in back yard to heet kettle of rain water. set tubs so smoke won’t blow in eyes if wind is pert. shave one hold cake lie sope in bilin water. sort things, make three piles. 1 pile white. 1 pile cullord. 1 pile work britches and rags. stur flour in cold water to smooth, then thin down with bilin water. rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, then bile, rub collord, but don’t bile – just rench & starch. take white things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then rench, blew, and starch. spred…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    McCathy Ranch arching sign

    McCarthy Ranch Health and Beauty

    December 5, 2024
    Eyeglasses

    Optometric Services / Optometry

    June 27, 2020
    Marine Sentries at White House

    An Old Man Asks to Talk to President Trump

    December 9, 2020
  • Jokes

    Milpitan Vacations in Rome

    June 23, 2024 /
    Two Barbers at The Park Victoria Barber Shop

    A Milpitan walked in to The Park Victoria Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, Anthony asks “What’s up?” The Milpitan proceeds to explain he’s taking a vacation to Rome. “ROME?!” Anthony says, “Why would you want to go there? It’s a crowded dirty city full of Italians! You’d be crazy to go to Rome! So how ya getting there?” “We’re taking TWA,” the Milpitan replies. “TWA?!” yells Anthony. “They’re a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late! So where you staying in Rome?” The Milpitan says “We’ll be at the downtown International Marriot.” “That DUMP?!” says Anthony. “That’s…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

    Suicide Prevention Resources in Milpitas and Santa Clara County

    May 2, 2024
    Harry Monster wins trip

    The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas?

    June 18, 2023
    hospitals & clinics

    Hospitals & Clinics In and Near Milpitas, CA

    May 2, 2025
  • Jokes

    The turkey shot out of the oven

    June 22, 2024 /
    Whole roasted stuffed turkey in a dish

    A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke. By Jack Prelutsky To the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.” The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor, there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there’d never been turkey before. It blanketed every appliance, It smeared every saucer and bowl, there wasn’t a way I could stop it, that turkey was…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Megans Law

    Megan’s Law Map and History

    May 30, 2020

    Milpitas National Little League Baseball

    April 2, 2021
    Smart Phones

    Electronics Shops in the Great Mall

    April 3, 2018
  • Jokes

    Women Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Jokes

    May 23, 2024 /

    Advice For Married Women: Then and Now Just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you’d like to eat and at what time. Buying Swimwear I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing costume. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Mom Song Mom’s Song and Teen’s Answer What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds. Sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. The Mommy Test How do mommys know all those things? Mother’s Dictionary…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Stratford School

    Stratford School has Unusual Funding Source

    January 8, 2025
    Cal Skate

    A nostalgic look back at Cal Skate of Milpitas

    July 25, 2023
    Calaveras Overpass

    Calaveras Overpass

    November 27, 2020
  • Jokes

    Fruit Cake Recipe

    December 3, 2023 /
    Fruit cake

      “Fruit cakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage a fruit cake.” – Dave Barry Real Fruit Cake Recipes BelowCalifornia Recipes on Go MilpitasNote to those wondering why a “booze” joke is on a homeschool site You’ll need the following: a cup of water (A history of the Hetch Hetchy.) a cup of sugar (A history of sugar cane.) four large brown eggs two cups of dried fruit a teaspoon of salt a cup of brown sugar lemon from your neighbor’s tree nuts from last walnut grove on Piedmont Rd. a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Put it down somewhere. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it’s…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    problem solving flow chart

    Computer Problem Report Form

    June 21, 2018
    4CRUZZN

    Rent a Car, Truck or Trailer in Milpitas

    May 2, 2025

    Halloween Riddles

    October 19, 2020
  • Jokes

    Milpitas Role in Telecom History

    October 15, 2023 /
    Hole in Silva's Pasture

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Wheeling WV archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Woodsdale. Shortly after, a story in the The Intelligencer read, “WV archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Women's Clothes

    Women’s Apparel Shops in the Great Mall

    May 2, 2025
    Milpitas City Hall at Night

    Candidates in the Milpitas General Election 2024

    August 29, 2024
    Select a video

    Television Stations with Local Shows

    June 19, 2024
  • Jokes

    Fishermen Catch A Mermaid

    August 20, 2023 /
    Catch a Mermaid

    Three dads from Milpitas were out having a relaxing day fishing at Spring Lake, in Ed Levin County Park, when one of them hooks something big, and when his buddies help him haul it in, they discover it’s a mermaid. She begs to be set free and promises to grant each of them one wish in return. The UCSC Extension professor just doesn’t believe it and says: “Ok, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.” The mermaid says: “Done.” Suddenly, he starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight. The Stellartech scientist is so amazed he says to the mermaid: “Triple my I.Q.” The mermaid…

    Read More
    Ann Zeise

    You May Also Like

    Scientific Method

    Science Explained By Children

    May 13, 2020
    Help Wanted Sign

    Equal Employment Opportunity

    August 20, 2019
    Kansen Chu

    PRESS RELEASE: ASSEMBLYMEMBER KANSEN CHU’S UPDATED STATEMENT REGARDING WORLD JOURNAL ARTICLE

    June 18, 2020
123

How to Make GoMilpitas into an app on your iPhone or iPad.

Share box with arrow On your device, select the “Share” icon and under that select “Add to Home Screen.”

Ashe Theme by Royal-Flush - 2025 ©
  • © 2025 GoMilpitas
  • Ads to Go!
  • Contact
  • Log In