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    Jokes – Milpitas Mom’s Favorites

    June 23, 2024 /
    Mom Jokes

    My favorite jokes found online over the years. Some jokes given a Milpitas twist. Jokes By Topic Amazing Facts Animal Jokes Computing Jokes Covid Jokes Education Jokes Family Life Jokes Holiday Jokes Christmas Jokes Kids Jokes Men’s Jokes Milpitas Jokes Money Jokes On the Job Jokes Philosophical Jokes Political Jokes Religious Jokes Women Jokes Alphabetical List Advice For Married Women: Then and Now Just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you’d like to eat and at what time. Women Jokes The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas? Video: If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California.…

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    The Addition Game – Will Muppet Win Trip to Milpitas?

    June 18, 2023 /
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    If Muppet Harry Monster correctly guesses what 3+1 is, he will win a trip to Milpitas, California. In another episode, one of the Muppets correctly guesses 3+2, and wins a three-day, two-night, all expense paid trip to Milpitas, California. Still looking for that one.

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    January 14, 2023 /

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    Milpitas High School Teacher Arrested at San Jose Airport

    August 26, 2021 /
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    A Milpitas high school teacher was arrested today at Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference, Mayor Rich Tran said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. Al-Gebra is a terrorist movement headed by Osum Bin Adden, which has reportedly infiltrated American schools. It began at the undergraduate level and has spread to secondary schools, according to US Attorney General John Ashcroft. Favored targets are said to include homomorphics and people living in polynomial relationships. Academics dismiss the…

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    March 26, 2021 /
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    An Educator Goes to Milpitas

    September 21, 2020 /
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    A beautiful, blond educator gets on an airplane and sits down in first class. The stewardess notices her ticket is for the coach section so she approaches the educator and asks her to move back to the coach section. The educator replies, “I’m educated and I’m beautiful and I’m going to Milpitas.” The stewardess explains, “That’s fine m’am, but you did not pay for a first class ticket and I need to ask you to move to your assigned seat in the coach section.” The educator again replies with a big smile, “I’m educated and I’m beautiful and I’m going to Milpitas.” The stewardess again tries to explain by saying,…

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    I Will Survive, Coronavirus version for teachers going online

    August 18, 2020 /
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    Covid Jokes Lyrics by Michael Bruening View video here. At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never teach through Canvas all the time But then I spent so many nights reading the help docs for so long And I grew strong And I learned how to get along And so I’m back Students are gone As all my colleagues try to figure out how they’re gonna get along I should have kept up with the tech, not skipped that class on course design If I’d known for just one second I’d be teaching all-online Go on now, go, leave me alone I’ve got to figure…

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    June 25, 2020 /
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    June 20, 2020 /
    Head Between Knees

    “How come you’re late?” asks the principal as the teacher walks in the door of Milpitas High School. “It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down Escuela Parkway and there was this terrible accident. A student was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.” “What did you do?” asks the principal. “I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!” A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.

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    Ann Zeise

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