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Milpitas Mom’s’s 25 Worse Puns
25 of the Worse Puns I can think of right now…but wait! There are more! 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. 5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price. 6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. 7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. 8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. 9. Never buy flowers from a monk.…
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Prepare for a Fire or Earthquake Emergency
I will try to be as specific here to Milpitas residents as possible about how to prepare for emergencies such as wild fires, earthquakes, and sometimes floods. The preparation for all three are the same, but you will get more warning for some than others. Home-Selection Day to Day Tips Make a 72-hour Survival Kit in Advance 3 Kits Are Better Than 1 Prepare for your Babies and Kids Remember to Prepare for Your Pets Where to Flee Home Selection Buy or rent in areas generally far from the wild lands of the east hills. Every section of those hills have had a fire at one time or another, though…
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Densa IQ Test
Amazing Facts You’ve heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ’s of 140 and above? Well this test is similar, it’s from DENSA and it’s a lot more fun. Here’s the quiz with the answers. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No Answer ___ Yes___ How many birthdays does the average man have? Answer _1, Just one!_ Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Answer _12, all of them!_ How many outs are there in an inning? Answer_6, three per side!_ Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Yes/No Answer _No – because he is dead!_ Divide 30…
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Outdoor Patio Dining in Milpitas
Dining and Food in Milpitas Milpitas Restaurants with outdoor, patio dining. Aria Dining & Banquets Fine Indian Cuisine Patio Dining available. Expansive eatery & banquet hall serving traditional Indian fare, including seafood & veggie dishes. 212 Ranch Dr. 408-941-1700 Banana Leaf Outdoor dining open now. Make reservation on the site. Malaysian. 182 Ranch Drive 408-719-9811 Big Al’s Courtyard is open for lunch and dinner. See hours on link. Dogs welcome in courtyard. 27 Ranch Drive 669-271-0011 Black Bear Diner Our diner is open for Delivery, Carryout, Outdoor Dining 174 W Calaveras Blvd 408-946-2327 Casa Azteca Small patio with limited seating. Make reservations. 20 N Abel Street 408-946-0466 Chez Christina Chez…
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Are we there yet?
Covid Jokes Dr. Fauci driving SUV with lots of kids yelling, “Are we there yet?” as approaching “Normal” lane marker. A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
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Sunnyhills United Methodist Church History 1957-1982
History 1957 – 1982 Acknowledgments Preface Sunnyhills and Milpitas Sunnyhills–The Origins Early Efforts Additional Problems Still More Problems A Beginning Building Changes and Involvement Pastoral Leadership A BEGINNING — Braxton Combs, 1951-1959 RECOLLECTIONS — Glenn S. Fuller, Pastor 1959-1961 MEMORIES — Thomas Hicks, Pastor 1961-1969 REMEMBRANCE — David Schilling, Pastor 1970-1976 REFLECTIONS — R. Lee Hayward, Pastor 1976-1982 IMPRESSIONS — Pamela D. Cummings, Pastor 1982 Acknowledgments Historical efforts are the result of the collective work of many persons, not all of whom are directly connected with the purpose of the history, but without whom the history could not be completed. The authors merely place in some continuity of style the…
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Fast Food Restaurants in Milpitas
Dining and Food ~ Restaurants in Milpitas Are you looking for a quick bite with a familiar menu? A fair number of America’s favorite fast food restaurants are right off our freeways. Arby’s Roast Beef Here is the history of this company. Did you know that R.B. does not stand for “roast beef?” 604 Great Mall Dr. 408-945-0781 Weight Watcher Points. Burger King Two locations in Milpitas. 1475 Dempsey Rd, and 175 W Calaveras Blvd. Need to know what’s in those Burgers? Search for “Nutrition” to find out such facts as a Whooper with cheese has 760 calories and 47 grams of fat. Weight Watcher Points. Fosters Freeze An old-fashioned drive-in…
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Use It Yourself Features of GoMilpitas.com
Use GoMilpitas.com as your daily connection with everyone living and working in Milpitas, and all their activities and businesses. GoMilpitas was and still is the original town water cooler! Support our town by spending time and money right here in town, rather than supporting new sites where the money goes out of state in a heartbeat! As GoMilpitas.com passes its 24th anniversary, I, Ann Zeise, a resident of Milpitas since 1983, want to take the time to remind you why we’re here and what this site is all about. It is all about you and what you find great and fascinating about Milpitas, California! To add the icon to your…
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Look, I don’t come into your home office and tell you to get out of the tub!
Covid Jokes “Look, I don’t come into your home office and tell you to get out of the tub!” A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke.
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Best Dinosaur Jokes Comedy Routine Ever!
This set of dinosaur jokes comedy routine could be read by two kids or a kid and an adult as a skit for a children’s group. Can a bad dinosaur comedian get a laugh? You bet Jurassican. How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus? Tell him some dinosaur jokes! Why do museums have so many old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t find any new ones! Why do comedians tell so many old dinosaur jokes? Because they also can’t find any new ones! Why can’t they find new fossils or new jokes? They’re lazy bones! Why don’t they find a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Such as a Thesaurus. That…
