When Riding a Dead Horse

Beating Dead Horse

A Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Joke. Milpitas community wisdom says, “When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” But in Milpitas businesses, the city government and (sometimes) our schools often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following: Buying a stronger whip. Changing… Continue reading

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Dog Breeds

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it? DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting — perhaps a fluorescent bulb. AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just “try” to convince him that the burned-out bulb is useless and should… Continue reading

Christmas Riddles, Puns and Jokes

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Milpitas Mom’s Favorite Riddles, Puns and Jokes What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This will sleigh you. What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses. James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus. It is titled The Deer… Continue reading

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